I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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