Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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