This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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