Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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