drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
As shirtless as possible
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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