I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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