Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Two words: blizzard sex
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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