Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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