i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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