Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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