you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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