I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
do herpes really smell.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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