i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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