I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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