Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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