why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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