please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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