Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im holly from the hills drunk
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
