these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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