I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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