At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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