He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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