I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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