No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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