U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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