Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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