So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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