You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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