I must be too annoying 4 u.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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