I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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