Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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