One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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