Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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