Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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