people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top