Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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