Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
a bad idea.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.