so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor