Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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