We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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