i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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