I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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