i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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