she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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