Why are handjobs necessary in class?
false alarm. still invincible.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sorry about my life...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize