ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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