No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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