Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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