can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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