absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Holy shit dude........stairs
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