Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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