It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
MIDGETS
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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