I CAN MOONWALK!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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