he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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