why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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