belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
my poor anus
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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