She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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