Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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