okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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