Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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