Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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