I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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